[ thank god we’re leaving only to likely encounter one or more dead bodies instead! ]

…

[ they entirely deserved that. and it’s really funny, she’s just wielding this bite balm like a tiny little weapon. ] The more you piss her off the more you’re gonna get balm to the face.

And the less and less interested anyone’s going to be in your night time plans.

[ the questions about (frog claude voice) polyamorous relationships and partnerships go ignored because quite honestly it is none of their vampiric business. ]