Yeah, well I'm not being sat on by multiple big, sentient creatures, so I think I have the better deal. [ he is just... push the pug's butt away. stop with the tail.
the pug literally jumps around on his stomach to look at him. ]
.........Sometimes. Anyway, they're still sitting there, but sometimes Blade wiggles a little. He is going to wiggle himself into escaping back to his feet or something.
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the pug literally jumps around on his stomach to look at him. ]
Oof.
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[ Blade pauses, watching the antics, watching and yes still stuck in sat-on-by-multiple-dogs hours. ]
...Just like that.
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[ the pug barks excitedly. ]
Or put a paw in my liver.
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[ Considering the dog just barks excitedly like that. Clearly it means it's planning on jumping again. ]
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[ probably. how're blade's doggy friends doing? ]
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[ Small creatures' energy reserves are smaller.
.........Sometimes. Anyway, they're still sitting there, but sometimes Blade wiggles a little. He is going to wiggle himself into escaping back to his feet or something.
I don't know, it's ridiculous. ]
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