w5 curfew: dog park

[applebough]

Sometimes, you just have a ruff day or twenty.

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[inequals]

[ Makes a weird bark-squeal noise at him, as do red pandas. ]

[verminous]

[hesitantly-]

Rodya...?

[is this his work wife or is it someone else cursed who happened to be here.]

[inequals]

[ It wiggles its nose a little. That's not an answer. I'm a red panda what do you want. ]

[verminous]

[


heavily debating if he should go back on his declaration about no more animal kissing. god. it's a murder night who fucking did this.]

[riverbeans]

[GREGOR FORCED TO BREAK THAT VOW EVERY TIME]

[inequals]

[ Imagine this is how I die.

Anyway a dog barks in the distance and this panda just fucking nyooms and scales Gregor like a tree, sitting on his head and down at the park. Enjoy tail in your face. ]

[verminous]

[it is very soft thank u.

if he reaches up to pet is he bitten for it.]

[inequals]

[ No bite but PAW BAPS. Playful paw baps. ]

[verminous]

[baps back at its paws and then tries to scoop it off his head.]

[inequals]

[ Wriggles and stretches out its limbs... it's giving airplane energy. How dare you interrupt my roost? ]

[verminous]

Come here--!

[fuck. he's only got one regular hand. he's struggling to pick it up when roach arm doesn't grip as well, it's Functional but not ideal for use with a wiggly animal.]

[inequals]

[ WRIGGLES SOME MORE, TAIL BAPPING HIS FACE. It makes a chittering noise. ]

[riverbeans]

[watches this]

... Need help wrangling, Gregor?

[verminous]

Please.

[verminous]

[oh my god.

he sits on the ground so he can lean forward while he tries to extract this panda from his head.]

[riverbeans]

[will provide assistance with wrangling the panda]

[inequals]

[ Booooooooo you dare remove it from its roost. Its tail is fluffed and ears laid back a little. How dare you. It'll remember this. ]

[riverbeans]

[help]

Sorry, friend, it's for a good cause...

[verminous]

Thanks, Charles.

[sighs and leans in to kiss the red panda

but this can have happened whenever if you still want to be panda or just dodge idk your life lowe]

[inequals]

[ So you're holding it in the air right. ]

[verminous]

[yeah i think charles is helping hold it in the air.]

[inequals]

[ Great well watch out because that panda is turning into a six foot woman. ]

[verminous]

[cool!

we're on the ground.]

[riverbeans]

[help us FALLS OVER IG]

[roseoftexas]

[ watches all this with the impression that there's just clown music circling in his head.


u clowns. ]