w5 curfew: dog park

[applebough]

Sometimes, you just have a ruff day or twenty.

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[baebladie]

Hm. But it's not impossible.

[ Heh. ]

...I suppose they're not offensive.

[ Yeah because Blade can't come out and say something is cute. ]

[verminous]

Just not offensive?

[holds the pomeranian up. look at this dog in its sweet stupid little eyes and tell it that it's merely inoffensive.

its tongue sticks out the side of its mouth.]

[baebladie]

[ Blade watches Gregor do this for a moment, showing off the little animal just like that... ]

...You're trying to enhance its appearance, aren't you? By doing that.

[ By holding it up.

But, really, the Pomeranian is totally doing most of that on its own. With its cute eyes and the silly tongue sticking... ]

[verminous]

Why, Blade, buddy, pal. Are you saying you think it needed any help from me?

[baebladie]

Now you're sounding like a certain someone.

[ That Sampo guy he met on that planet awhile ago... ]

...Perhaps I am. What of it?

[verminous]

You can just admit it's cute, y'know.

[baebladie]

[ The universe would have to swallow him up first...... ]

...Why would I say such a thing?

[verminous]

Are you against saying something that's just true?

[baebladie]

[ I'M HECKING CRYING ]

...I have simply hardly uttered a word like that in reference to anything ever. That is all.

[ In denial ]